Today is Leslie's birthday. To see how young she is today, read the adaptation I wrote based on Sammy Hagar's song "I Can't Drive 55," below. To enjoy the adaptation, you need to play the song first. You can find it on YouTube.
YOU DON’T LOOK SIXTY-TWO
[In the style of Sammy Hagar]
One foot in the grave and one on the ground?
No, there’s too much living, you’re gonna stick around.
Well, you sit up and do your stretching moves,
And you’re out of bed and into your groove…again!
So put on your makeup and all that goo,
Do in the morning what you gotta do,
And you’re out of bed and into your groove…again!
So put on your makeup and all that goo,
Do in the morning what you gotta do,
Throw
your SS card into the loo,
Cause
you don’t look sixty-two!
Now you could call a halt today,
Now you could call a halt today,
And SSI will send you your pay.
Oh,
you can retire, and you will be fine,
All
you gotta do is sign on the line!
But put on your makeup and all that goo,
Do in the morning what you gotta do,
But put on your makeup and all that goo,
Do in the morning what you gotta do,
Throw
your SS card into the loo,
Cause
you don’t look sixty-two!
Used
to, you could work all day;
But
four hours is now okay.
Yet you’ll never slow down, and you’ll never stop,
For as long as you can cha and bop.
So put on your makeup and all that goo,
Do in the morning what you gotta do,
Throw
your SS card into the loo,
Cause
you don’t look sixty-two!
No,
you… don’t… look… sixty-two!
